Save me, O’ mighty java, for while I am awake, I am seeing double and have attempted to put my pajamas on backwards twice! 

I knew I never should have taken an ambien last night.

toboldlydammitjim said: Nick and Kelly at disneyland is everything to me. Kelly insisting they ride every single ride. Including the silly kids ones like Dumbo. And Nick doesn't have the heart to deny Kelly anything, especially because neither of them got to do things like this when they were kids. And Nick has to admit it's kind of fun, especially when Kelly lets him 'control' it and spends the entire 'flight' laughing like a 12 year old.

nickyoflaherty:

The only ride that Nick absolutely refuses to go on, refuses to even go near, is It’s A Small World.

"Come on, Irish! You said we could do all the rides!"

No, Kels. Because then that song will get stuck in your head and you’ll sing it for days. Then it will be stuck in my head. No. Absolutely not.”

Kelly tries to use the puppy dog face on him, but Nick stands firm. He won’t go on that ride.

"Fine, but we’re going on the Tower of Terror at least five more times. And then the Dumbo one again. And you don’t get to fly it because you’re a party pooper!”

Nick just rolls his eyes and continues walking.

But all it takes is one slip up. One minute Nick is leaning against a bench outside a funnel cake stand trying to get his equilibrium back after five times on the tea cups when he gets a REALLY BAD FEELING. He opens his eyes and Kelly is nowhere to be found, and low and behold, there is no wait for Its A SMALL WORLD.

"Kelly? Ah, shit, he better not be where I think he’s gonna be."

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like absolute shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH




This.  Welding is literally the most awe inspiring things you’ll ever do.  You’re dressed from head to toe in protective gear, because you are literally working with molten metal.  Liquid metal, people!  I felt like Kilauea when I did my project.

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like absolute shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

This. Welding is literally the most awe inspiring things you’ll ever do. You’re dressed from head to toe in protective gear, because you are literally working with molten metal. Liquid metal, people! I felt like Kilauea when I did my project.

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Anonymous said: GODDESS OF FLUFF AND SMUT

mangopuffs:

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*prepares to write fic*

Cupid, draw back your bow…

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

I feel you, Jem. I feel you.

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felixandria:

why do my warm up sketches always turn into 6 hour projects

because you are an artist, and artists yearn for perfection..

felixandria:

why do my warm up sketches always turn into 6 hour projects

because you are an artist, and artists yearn for perfection..

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eomers-bride:

mesheelynn:

Karl Urban Via Satellite 

"Nah! I don’t feel much like it!” (Said no woman ever to this man!)
I bet he has never said that in real life!

eomers-bride:

mesheelynn:

Karl Urban Via Satellite 

"Nah! I don’t feel much like it!” (Said no woman ever to this man!)

I bet he has never said that in real life!

Tags: karl urban

awesomedigitalart:

The Sandman by Belegilgalad
lucylleftie:

eric bana, wet sexy men hot manly on We Heart It.

'The Man's Man', huh?  Well, we can all dream.

lucylleftie:

eric bana, wet sexy men hot manly on We Heart It.

'The Man's Man', huh?  Well, we can all dream.

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