Hi there! My name is Jenn, and this is my giant mess of a blog. Other fandoms and original works might sneak in here and there, but you'll find it's primarily devoted to Abi Roux's CUT & RUN books. Ty Grady and Zane Garrett - yeah, baby! Nickels? Yes, please! Of course, all alternative ships are welcome.

Feel free to send me prompts.

 

fanfic PSA

TAUT vs. TAUNT

taut - tight, firm; ex: Jeremy Renner’s ass is so taut, you could bounce a quarter off of it.

taunt - to provoke or mock (verb), an insulting remark (noun); ex: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries," the French knight taunted before farting in King Arthur’s general direction.

If your character has a ‘taunt’ ass, he should either consider a career in ventriloquism or consult an exorcist.

Fanfiction writers of the world, I implore you - please, for the love of God/Goddess/Insert deity here, stop using the word ‘weary’ when you mean ‘wary’.  It hurts my brain.

Weary = tired

Wary = cautious

hatagay:

daruissu:

me and my friends at a children’s museum

is that a miley cyrus titan

Where’s Zeus when you need him?

writing tip #890:

gr8writingtips:

want your name on a novel but you’re as creative as a brick? no problem! take an overused yet memorable book you read in your tenth grade english class and rewrite it with everyone as zombie ferrets

This would do wonders for Ethan Frome.  That was easily the most hideous book I’ve ever read, and considering I also read My Antonia, that’s saying something. 

womanontheedgeoftyne:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

i can’t stop laughing at this

What does it say about me that I saw this and thought of Pepsi?

womanontheedgeoftyne:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

i can’t stop laughing at this

What does it say about me that I saw this and thought of Pepsi?

(Source: cleancore)

moonblossom:

A longer-than-six snippet from an upcoming top-sekrit C&R project. I’m afraid y’all won’t be seeing the rest of this for a little while ;)
Under a cut because it’s dirty… if you read French, that is.
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Oooooh…  Merci.  Seriously though, mercy.  That’s too hot, and I don’t even speak French.
I want more!

moonblossom:

A longer-than-six snippet from an upcoming top-sekrit C&R project. I’m afraid y’all won’t be seeing the rest of this for a little while ;)

Under a cut because it’s dirty… if you read French, that is.

Read More

Oooooh…  Merci.  Seriously though, mercy.  That’s too hot, and I don’t even speak French.

I want more!

Well, I just finished the newest Temeraire book from Naomi Novik, and I’m happy to report it’s bajillion times better than the last one.  (If you aren’t in the know, I’ll give you a quick synopsis of the series: an alternate history of the Napoleonic War with dragons.  The first book is amazing, so go read it now.)  Only one more book to go and then the series ends.  I think it’s for the best, but I’ll miss Lawrence and his magnificent dragon, Temeraire.  I *heart* Granby.  I’ll even miss Iskierka, and she annoys the hell out of me.

uhadmefromgrawr:

"You have no idea what I’ve got in my past to deal with," Zane Growled.

"And I don’t wanna know," Ty stated with no compassion. "Past is the past for a reason"

Unfortunately in my experience, the past never stays in the past.  You’ll be 40 years old in the shower when you suddenly recall that time you farted in gym class, and the next thing you know you’re crying on the floor.

…or that could just be me.