Hi there! My name is Jenn, and this is my giant mess of a blog. Other fandoms and original works might sneak in here and there, but you'll find it's primarily devoted to Abi Roux's CUT & RUN books. Ty Grady and Zane Garrett - yeah, baby! Nickels? Yes, please! Of course, all alternative ships are welcome.
Feel free to send me prompts.
TAUT vs. TAUNT
taut - tight, firm; ex: Jeremy Renner’s ass is so taut, you could bounce a quarter off of it.
taunt - to provoke or mock (verb), an insulting remark (noun); ex: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries," the French knight taunted before farting in King Arthur’s general direction.
If your character has a ‘taunt’ ass, he should either consider a career in ventriloquism or consult an exorcist.
Fanfiction writers of the world, I implore you - please, for the love of God/Goddess/Insert deity here, stop using the word ‘weary’ when you mean ‘wary’. It hurts my brain.
Weary = tired
Wary = cautious
want your name on a novel but you’re as creative as a brick? no problem! take an overused yet memorable book you read in your tenth grade english class and rewrite it with everyone as zombie ferrets
This would do wonders for Ethan Frome. That was easily the most hideous book I’ve ever read, and considering I also read My Antonia, that’s saying something.
Well, I just finished the newest Temeraire book from Naomi Novik, and I’m happy to report it’s bajillion times better than the last one. (If you aren’t in the know, I’ll give you a quick synopsis of the series: an alternate history of the Napoleonic War with dragons. The first book is amazing, so go read it now.) Only one more book to go and then the series ends. I think it’s for the best, but I’ll miss Lawrence and his magnificent dragon, Temeraire. I *heart* Granby. I’ll even miss Iskierka, and she annoys the hell out of me.