Hi there! My name is Jenn, and this is my giant mess of a blog. Other fandoms and original works might sneak in here and there, but you'll find it's primarily devoted to Abi Roux's CUT & RUN books. Ty Grady and Zane Garrett - yeah, baby! Nickels? Yes, please! Of course, all alternative ships are welcome.

Feel free to send me prompts.

 

I wish that Urban Outfitters actually sold Karl Urbans.  I’d buy a Karl mini edition and keep him in my pocket.

…Yeah, it’s time for bed. 

(Source: karlurbaninternational)

draaaaaaaaaagonmother:

guys my photoshop isn’t working i hit print screen to take a picture and it shows up all black instead of the actual picture! What should I do??

Is it definitely Photoshop that’s the problem?  Do you get the pic normally if you open it in Paint?    

ginathethundergoddess:

daggerpen:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Woah.

TEARS OF JOY.

*crosses fingers, toes, and everything else that’s crossable*
Now if we can just convince all those moronic motherfuckers that don’t believe HIV actually exists, we’ll be golden.

ginathethundergoddess:

daggerpen:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Woah.

TEARS OF JOY.

*crosses fingers, toes, and everything else that’s crossable*

Now if we can just convince all those moronic motherfuckers that don’t believe HIV actually exists, we’ll be golden.

(Source: mannysiege)

fanfic PSA

TAUT vs. TAUNT

taut - tight, firm; ex: Jeremy Renner’s ass is so taut, you could bounce a quarter off of it.

taunt - to provoke or mock (verb), an insulting remark (noun); ex: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries," the French knight taunted before farting in King Arthur’s general direction.

If your character has a ‘taunt’ ass, he should either consider a career in ventriloquism or consult an exorcist.

Fanfiction writers of the world, I implore you - please, for the love of God/Goddess/Insert deity here, stop using the word ‘weary’ when you mean ‘wary’.  It hurts my brain.

Weary = tired

Wary = cautious

hatagay:

daruissu:

me and my friends at a children’s museum

is that a miley cyrus titan

Where’s Zeus when you need him?

writing tip #890:

gr8writingtips:

want your name on a novel but you’re as creative as a brick? no problem! take an overused yet memorable book you read in your tenth grade english class and rewrite it with everyone as zombie ferrets

This would do wonders for Ethan Frome.  That was easily the most hideous book I’ve ever read, and considering I also read My Antonia, that’s saying something. 

womanontheedgeoftyne:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

i can’t stop laughing at this

What does it say about me that I saw this and thought of Pepsi?

womanontheedgeoftyne:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

i can’t stop laughing at this

What does it say about me that I saw this and thought of Pepsi?

(Source: cleancore)